Caption Contest Winners 1-5

Here are winners & submissions for past caption contests... read & laugh :-)

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Winners:

• "This really helps my back .... hope my rider doesn't mind under there." ~Megan
• "Oh, twirl your partner round n' round, step to the left, then roll on the ground!" ~Foxtrot
• "Boy this sure beats barrell racin'! It's called: See if you can knock over the barrel while rolling from about 5 feet away!" ~Kirsten
• "I GOT TO ITCH GOT TO ITCH! I'll do what learned in how to be horse. STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!" ~Alvacowgirl
• " I don't know what to do! Everytime I try to get on the barrel and race i fall off!" ~Melissa
• In the horse's dream: "Gotta-win-this-barrel-race!" ~Lauren

Entries:

• "How many horses can roll over as well as me?!"
  "Who says horses don't play dead?"
  "Nooo Mommy!! I don't wanna take a nap!! WAAAAA!!!!" ~Berlyn
• "Just a little lowerrrr...." ~Emily
• "I surrender!" ~ Tristen
• "ahh, just a little to the left." ~Lexi
• "Hey mom, look what I can do!" ~HorseDude
• "awww nothing like a good old....hay what.. the where'd all the water go?!" ~Rosa
• "Now lets see what my owner thinks of cute!" ~Nathel
• "You want me to do what? You've got to be kinnding!!" ~Rachar
• "Thirsty! SOOOO Thirsty! Don't Know What I'll Do Without Water!..." ~Katie
• "This is better than barrel racing!! Barrel rolling is better!!" ~Corey
• "maybe if I get close enough I can roll that barrell on my feet like the cirus bears." ~Micheala
• "Itccchy, getting it getting it, got it, thats the spot." ~Neep
• "Aaaaaahhhhhhh, nothing like a nice roll in the dirt after a long ride !"
  "My, oh, my, this dirt feels good!" ~Becky
• "I'M NOT RUNNING THEM BARRELLS, I'LL DROP DEAD FIRST!" ~Nacona
• "No, I am too tired." ~Rachel
• " I just can't handle my speed." ~Michelle
• "Ooh! That itch, I have got to get that itch!" ~Tam
• "Oops where did he rider go???" ~Jen
• "Give me a belly scratch! Please! Please! Please!" ~Berlyn
• AHH AHH get it off get it off!!!!!" ~Artinion
• "Ohhh....Ahhh...Over To The Left....No, Wait...The Right.....They Should Really Make Back-Scratchers For Horses." ~Revenge At Dusk
• "*Bang* Play Dead!" ~Katie
• "Whipe out! That's the second time I missed the barrel today!" ~Kim
• "Ok, let's see. . . first you twist like this... then like that... wait a minute! How'd I get down here?!?!" ~Katie
• "Now this is what I call a 'Barrel Roll'!" ~Madi
• "Gimme a tummy rub!" ~Kathy
• "It's a new form of barrel racing!" ~Rachel
• "anyone got a brush?" ~Michelle
• "I said I didn't want to run barrels anymore!" ~Shawna
• "Ooooh, My back hurts so bad from that fat man riding me!" ~Nikki
• "I KNEW that I was way too old to barrel race! Now I've fallen and I can't get up, HELP!" ~Sarah
• "Maybe I can try rolling around the barrels instead of running around them!!!" ~Cathy
• In barrel racing you are supposed to run around the barrels not roll!
  "Help I have fallen and I can't giddey up!"
  Practicing for the next time "Susie" wants to take a ride. "Oops, was that you .....sorry!"
  ~HorseCrazChick
• "Roll out the barrel? Sorry, missheard." ~Diane
• "Now this horse is totally with times, it is the most popular of the barn, the only thing is, It's hard to do you nails, when you have no fingers..."
  'Must...get...this...fly...off...!!!' ~Mary
• " OK, so your master wants you to be a barrel racer? Simple! you just have to be the barrel!"
  "Ha! I'll show that dog! He thinks he's so smart just because he can play dead! " ~Colt
• "Oops! No where did my rider go?" ~PiebaldPegasus
• Mom said Horses were good, but what about horseFlys? Ugg! *scratch scratch* ~Jewel

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Winners:

• ...It's Jar-Jar from star wars. Don't you guys watch the movies? ~ Artinion
• "Too bad i'm a Gelding...She's HOTT" ~Mary
• "This is MY version of playing dead, since it takes too long to lay down and get back up." ~Berlyn
• "That was the tastiest rider I've EVER had!" ~Jacque Knight
• "So, you promise this won't hurt? OK, than I want my tounge ring in the shap of a carrot!" ~Colt

Other Entries:

• "Yuck! That Fence Does NOT taste like chicken!" ~Revenge At Dusk
• "Thuferin thuckathach! That grain tathted bad!" ~Horsechick
• "Hey, what r u doin in MY paddock?" ~Crystal
• "Wow! Is it ever hot!" ~Piebald Pegasus
• "Have you ever just had one of those days?" ~Katie
• horse:"shh, right before the picture im gonna make a funny face!!! Dont tell any one!!".... Person:"Hey!! ur wastin my film!!" ~Cathy
• "And you think you have had a hard day..." ~AJ
• "Ugh! Running around in circles isn't easy on my stomach." ~Marie
• "YUCK!!!! That was gross. I can't believe my mom actually feed me that."
  "WOW!! I'm exhausted. That's the hardest I have worked in a long time!" ~Shirlanne
• GOT MILK? ~Michelle
• "But the docter said...It happens to lots of guys..." ~Mary
• "Yuk! I told you I didn't want ot be wormed!" ~Kirsten
• " Any one have any water?" ~Alvacowgirl
• "Blechh!! What was that I just ate??" ~Ally
• "Since I can't pick up my hoof to wave to ya,I'll use my tongue! Hello America!" ~Lauren F.
• "My owner told me not to crib and bite the fence so, I'm biting my tongue! YUMMMMM" ~Emily
• "derrrr whats up doc?" ~Seleena
• "Ack! What did they put in this feed?!" ~Horsecrazchick
• "HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR NEW FEEDING REGIMENT!!" ~Linda
• "Oh no! here she comes with the camera!" ~Lancealot
• " I know I'm pretty, but do you have to stare so much?" ~Milissa
• "What are you looking at? I haven't bitten it off have I?" ~April
• "I taste good, you should try me." ~Emily (2)
• "Ha! You think you can make ME take photos! Let's see how you like this one when it turns out!" ~Bernadette
• "Oh No! I can't get my toung back in my mouth!!!!" ~Mari
• "HELP!My thung is thuck!" ~Kim
• "GUESS WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH?" ~Shawna
• "What are you looking at? ok..ok.. I no I'm hav'in a bad hair day, but you don't have to stare...." ~Gruffy
• "ooh, It IS hot out here in the sun. Oooh! My mouth is frying so my tongue ahd to stay out! Ooh" ~Puffpony
• "WHAT R U LOOKIN AT ?" ~Louise
• "Smile Pretty?! Try this on for size! Thwwwwwwttt! Ha Ha Told ya no pictures!" ~web-paige
• You know what they say about horses with big tounges!!!......they have big mouths. ~Vickie
• Another version of cheese ~Kit
• "Here's lookin' at you, kid."
  "Hey babe! I read in Cosmopolitan that big, brown eyes are sexy... what do you think?" ~Katie
• "You can't put that halter on me, na na na na na na!" ~Horse87Gal
• "MMMMM, carrots" Siranet
• "How many times do I have to tell him, my tounge is NOT part if the reins!" ~Mark
• "I guess that wasn't grain." ~Stewart
• "I told you I hated that pink stuff!" ~Rachel
• "Gosh, I'm handsome!"
  "water! water! I want water and they give me beer!" ~Diane
• "What, you think that's funny?? You want a piece of me? Huh huh???" ~Steph

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Winners:

• "*** SWISH *** SWISH *** Wow i never knew my tail could do that!!" ~Krystal (see her other entries below)
• "Pffft! What was that!? I've never done that before... Must have been some mouldy hay..." ~Heather
• "Can you really see I'm not a stud?" ~Skeeter
• "I'm so well trained, I do the flexion test ALL BY MYSELF!" ~Sarah
• They did not believe me when I told them I was not ready to be weaned! Now look what I have to go through." ~TexanBorn

Other Entries:

• "Grr! Now that they've moved the other horses, I'll have to bite myself!" ~Zeck
• "OMG!! I'm a gelding!" ~Kili
• "Get off me fly!" ~Tricia
• "Hey...What's that a new spot?" ~Gruffy
• "Ah! Where's my tail?!" ~Rainbow
• "Does my butt look fat?" ~Ericka
• "So thats why they called me spotted butt!!"
  "I wonder where all those spots came from?"
  "See, even horses are itching to get to www.ultimatehorsesite.com!!!"
  "Hey,i never knew that was there!!!"
  ~Krystal
• "Almost...there...dont u hate it when u cant reach the itch?" ~Sandy
• "Does my butt look big to you?" ~Ashley
• "HEY! IS THAT MY...OH NO! ITS A JENNY CRAIG BUTT!" ~Ally
• "quiet, you assilum seekers, someone will hear." ~Diane
• "Okay, who put itching powder on my while I was asleep?" ~Rachel
• I knew i should not have had so many peppermints this morning! ~Amanda
• "Damnit! I got a show tomorrow, got to look my best, and she MISSED a spot!!!" ~Distant_Thunder
• "Must...reach...ictchy..spot...just..a...bit...clos er......." ~Anna
• "At this rate, I'll never get my tail braided...."
  Look here fly... you bite me again... I'LL bite YOU!
  ~S Manke
• "I Really gotta cut down on Those carrots!" ~Shayna
• "So THAT'S where that smell is coming from!! Gross!" ~Melanie
• "Dang, I've misplaced my tail again..." ~Choco
• "I just love the smell of horse sweat! *sniff* *sniff*" ~April
• " Hmmm...I know I should have used Swave instead of going to the hair dresser's..." ~Colt
• "oh I need a bath!" ~Stell
• "What are you looking at?" ~Steph
• "itchy" ~ Kacey
• An Equine Schitzopreniac arguing with himself... ~La
• They say when your having a baby, you can talk to them and they'll hear you....."Hun,can you hear me?do you plan on coming out anytime soon? hello?" ~Vickie

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WINNER:
This one was HARD to judge...but I finallly decided the winner was:
"*Cough* *Cough*...How was I supposed to know that WASN'T a carrot?" ~Emily

Other Entries:

• "And stay away from my garden you mutt!" ~Rachel
• " ::::cough cough::::: Boy I'm gettin old!" ~Sara
• "Oh yeah?? I bet YOU can't do this!!" ~Melanie
• "I told you to move the projector a little to the left so you can see my shadow dragon's head." ~Skeeter
• "Shadow Puppets isn't THAT hard!" ~CicadaHollow
• "i cant reach the apple! STRECH!!!!" ~Elle
• " Oh No theres a big spider over there!" ~Sandra
• "Whoo! Hairball" ~HorseGal
• "Mr. Ed, Eat your heart out" ~Lauren
• "*phew*! This new Pat Parelli is hard work!" ~Distant_Thunder
• Stacy M submitted several great ones:
  "Now I know why horses aren't supposed to eat peanut butter..."
  and
  "Why didn't someone tell me licking the cat causes hairballs!!!?..."
  DAMN HORSEPILLS!!
  "Look... dude... I got my tongue pierced..."
• "I'm not a morning person!" ~Katie
• "Ahh!!!Oh my! Are you sure that's me in the mirror??" ~Ally
• "For the love of God! I have GOT to quit smoking before I hack up a lung!!" ~Diane
• "Got...to...reach...apple..." ~Amanda
• "Eric thought that perhaps it was time he switched from Marlborough Regular to Lights." ~Brenda
• "zZzZzZzZzZ" ~Jenny
• " *Yawn* It's too early! I need my beauty sleep!" ~equinebaby4
• "Yuck! Dont try the rasberries!!" ~Midnight
• "Arrrrrrrgggghhhh! A sand bug! Help!!!!" ~Anna
• " Man, halitosis is the grossest!!" ~Abby

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WINNER:
"Hey, what are you looking at? It's the only way I can scratch my butt" ~Lauren

Other Entries:

• "I'll show them, they'll have to get the best dog trainer money can buy!!!" ~Stacie M
  
• "But i don't want to mummy!" ~Tessa
  
• Hard at Work ~Lauren
  
• Is this the Skippy Audition... ~Dan
• "Sit, stay, obediance is the only way!" ~Dawn
• "Blimey, all this eating grass must've gone to my head..." ~Danielle
• "Man...I have to get up again?? Can't we just sit and have some coffee??"
  &
  "This is fun!! I like being a dog!! I am trilingual, too! Watch...Neigh! Meow! Woof!" ~Ally
• "Have a break, have a sit down!" ~Anna
• "Do I look like a bunny yet?" ~Amanda
• "you mean i have to be ladylike ALL the time?!" ~Abby
• " Its no good! I can't hold this pose much longer! - Take the picture quick" ~Aim