Do you like my breast
collar?
His sheath was really
dirty, but I cleaned it.
In the winter, his Ass
gets really hairy.
Don't jump on him, sit
down gently.
What a lovely Jackass!
She wants to breed to
my stud.
There's nothing like
17 hands between you legs!
Can I pet your Ass?
He had a bad attitude,
so we castrated him.
He's got a lot of stamina,
you can ride him all day long.
Is she a maiden?
I wanted to breed to
her stud, but he's all booked this season.
You can come when we
do the breeding.
He's really good at walking
and pooping at the same time.
He didn't try to run
away when we drove the nails in.
He broke his leg, so
they shot him.
She bites her baby if
it behaves badly.
She's on a new diet,
she's only eating grass.
She just got a new rack.
If he's not good, just
grab his lip and twist it.
When I'm done riding
him, you can have a turn.
They cut his toe shorter
and he walks better now.
If her baby nurses
too hard she bites it.
He's much better if you
ride him with a crop.
I jumped 4 feet high
yesterday.
She's got a really nice,
big, square butt.
What color are her gums?
The mother is black
and the father is white, and the baby came out black and white
spotted.
Don't worry, it's normal
for his mouth to foam.
All of her babies have
been sold overseas.
I know she's going to
have a baby soon because her butt is soft.
Her baby started walking
about 20 minutes after birth.
Her body was covered
in 4-inch long hair, but I clipped it off.
He has trouble mounting
her because she's so tall.
She likes to roll in
the dirt after her bath.
He has 64 babies.
He goes outside in just
a blanket.
He was about 6 months
old when we branded him.
I have to use a stool
to mount him.
If he's spilling his
food on the ground, he might need a dentist.
I was listening to his
gut sounds last night...
One testicle is visible,
but I can't even feel the other one.
