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leo_56
I would cry then make posters and then look for him/her.

WWYD if your mom said you had to move and sell your horse?
admintest22
(leo_56)
I would cry then make posters and then look for him/her.

WWYD if your mom said you had to move and sell your horse?


I would be happy because I don't own a horse but if I did I would cry.

WWYD if it rained on you?
leo_56
I would Love it cause thats my favorite color!!biggrin.gif

WWYD if clouds came to the earth and started dancing
raini
macaroni.



blue or mauve notebook?
Shona
Rosebush

How old are your chickens?
crazy4sinbad
Our chickens are dead. sad.gif

Whats the meaning of life?
admintest22
Horses.

What if horses wasn't the meaning of life?
dutchwarmblood101
We would be kissing dogs.

Why do ducks cross the road instead of fly over it?
admintest22
They got too fat to fly. smile.gif

What would you do if a bird pooped on you?
raini
fly away in an air balloon.


what if you turned into a crayon box
admintest22
I would dump all of the crayons out and become an empty crayon boy.

What if you turned into a red hot chilli pepper that was extra hot?
raini
start a band and sing about hey oh snow. lol


what if your name was imogen. and you were a penguin.
admintest22
I would buy a horse named Ginger.

What if you lived to 999?
Shona
I would be old.

What if your cat suddenly turned into a dog. And then a mouse, and then a cockroach, and then back into a cat. And then into your sister.
*Liz*
It would have been squashed at roach stage, and never given the chance to turn back into a cat.

What would you do if suddenly you had to give up either your legs and arms or your sight and hearing?
Shona
Eat a chicken wing.

What if your penguin (yes you have a penguin) tried to peck you to death?
kyangel
I'd shoot it with my sub atomic plasma ray then be beamed up to the mother ship.

What would you do if a giant pickle chased you down the street and a cat riding a bicycle ran over you ?
Shona
Climb a tree. The eat the tree.

WWYD if your brother poked you.
bonzaboy
I'd feed him ice-cream till he popped! Muahaha

What would you do if you were being stalked by a giant Pikachu?
raini
marry a giant snorlax.


wwyd if you lived in a house made of sausage.
I love my pony
I would eat it biggrin.gif

WWYD if you were being chased by the cookie monster

Shona
steal his cookies.

WWYD if the John Lennon and George Harrison came alive again and the Beatles reformed and started playing the second side from the Let It Be Album in your living room?
Pony Cane
QUOTE (Shona @ Nov 15 2007, 07:04 PM) *
steal his cookies.

WWYD if the John Lennon and George Harrison came alive again and the Beatles reformed and started playing the second side from the Let It Be Album in your living room?


I would take a video of it and sell it on ebay.

WWYD if you saw a parrot in the shopping mall?
equitacion
I would teach it "polly want a cracker"

What if there was no winter and summer, but the same weather all year round?
Shameless07
I'd be ecstatic!

WWYD if you were told from this day forward you can only wear halloween costumes? really silly unflattering ones.
kyangel
Wear a werewolf costume and scare old ladies.
admintest22
What if you died right now?
Shona
I would steal your nose.


What if your glass of milk turned into a bucket of rice
admintest22
I love rice. It would be gone in a flash.

What if your face turned pink and your teeth (which were purple at the time) fell out of your mouth?
crazy4sinbad
I wouldn't go near any mirrors.... blink.gif

WWYD if a pineapple just APPEARED infront of you and started hula dancing?
I love my pony
laugh and then eat the pinapple biggrin.gif yummy!

WWYD if furnature could talk and started to singing along while you were watching the X-factor?!
Shona
I would poke it in the eye and yell at it "DO NOT SING WITH ME!!!"


WWYD if your orange was really a mandarine?
theonlyzaffy
I'd chuck it through a window. I don't like mandarins =/

WWYD if a gluestick came to life and glued itsself to your face in your sleep and then glued the other side of your face to the wall?! blink.gif
HappyHorse
I would pay for a doctor to come and surgically remove it.

What if shoes came flying at you from all directions?
soulja_gurl
I would scream and fall to the ground than get up and get the cute ones!! smile.gif)

What if a cloud came down and began to dance and sing "Bommmmsheckkkka wooooananana"?
Shona
Join in with it!!

WWYD if your horse randomly started doing a grand prix dressage test in the middle of your paddock, wth freestyle music popping up from nowhere. While farting...
Black Bandicoot
Probably FOL (fall off laughing)

WWYD if you were eating a perfectly good ham sandwich and it turned into a monster and started chasing you around the house trying to eat you?
rubyrules
I would call 911. Hopefully they would believe me! lol

WWYD if you were walking down a sidwalk and this guy came up to you and hugged you but wouldn't let go???
Black Bandicoot
Perform the tomoe-nage Judo move. If he's cute I'd help him up and say sorry. If not: run down the street screaming!

WWYD if you fell off your horse and went so far into the ground that you discovered gold? blink.gif
HappyHorse
Hahhaha I love this thread!!!! It's the best. But I love randomness. <3

I would show my horse, and we would be rich together, and i'd totally forgive my horse for launching me off!!!

What if everytime you walked out of a bathroom people broke into applause then sing happy birthday to you?
Black Bandicoot
Probably turn around and look for the person they're really cheering for lol.

(I don't know enough people to have them sing happy b-day to me sad.gif )

WWYD: If some random freak wave came out of the ocean with a half horse half mermaid in it?
AutumnPony
i'd probably scream and run away

WWYD: if you woke up one morning and your hair was permanently blue?
kyangel
I'd go around singing the Smurf song . La La lalala lalalala ! Come on folks ..sing along with me !

WWYD if a squirrel stole your car and then wrecked it ?
Black Bandicoot
*starts singing along*

Probably laugh because it's a better driver than I am!

WWYD if you found out that you were adopted?
Shona
I would be very sad.

WWYD if you were attacked by a giant flying calculator.
soulja_gurl
WoW lol I would probably run and hide.....but I also might ask if it could do my homework!!! =]

WWYD if pet turned into a human RIGHT NOW





<3
rubyrules
stare at it in shock lol


WWYD if you were told you were going to die in 7 days?
kyangel
I"d ask for an extension !

What would you do if your horse started singing the National Anthem and doing a Hula Dance ? blink.gif
Jumpit007
I would videotape it with my cell phone, and send it to everyone so it becomes a top news story

WWYD...if the toothfairy came and ripped out all your adult teeth and gave you 25 cents??
theonlyzaffy
I would chase the toothfairy with a rainbow colored mallet and DEMAND that she exchange those teeth for skittles (and I would want to keep the quarter of course.. laugh.gif )

WWYD if a stack of post-its magically arranged itsself into a paper house and a little paper person walked out and waved at you?
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