Lets start this back up!

You might be a horse owner if-

your favorite shoes are your riding boots

Oh yeah!!!



You might be a horse owner if you buy more for your horse then you do for yourself!! (I know many of you are raising your hand right now!!)

Haha yehp

You might be a horse owner if-you go to bed at the barn becuse you cant make it to your bed.

You might be a horse owner if, you would rather have horse spit on you than baby spit

YMBAHOI.....

You stare at a fallen log or busches infront of a store and think how sick of a crosscountry jump that would be.

YMBAHOI

The only thing you search for on YouTube is 'horse'.

YMBAHOI:

You think that a horse is so beautiful that you can't stand it and consider suicide!

YMBAHOI

You have over 500 channels on your TV, but dont watch it because you want HorseTv!

YMBAHOI Your nicest clothing is for horse shows! *Raises hand*

YMBAHOI-
you spend 7 days a week on UHB!

YMBAHOI

In old-time movies you were more sad when the horse died then the hero of the movie.

YMBAHOI-
Every peice of string is inspected for it's halter quality!

YMBAHOI-

you stare at horses all day.

YMBAHLI:

You're desktop wallpaper/bedroom posters/search engines/games/stickers/everything you own

is something to do with a horse on it.

YMBAHLI

You realy want a horse and started a budget.

YMBAHOI
Your room is coverd in horses!

YMBAHOI-

Your horses stall looks better than your room

YMBAHOI

Your favorite grocery is grain and hay....

YMBAHOI

You consider getting a coffee from Starbucks, but decide to keep the $5 and buy a new hoofpick, which will soon disappear into the ever mysterious hoofpick land.

YMBAHOI

you find straw, shavings, hay and treats in your boots, pockets and everywhere else!

YMBAHOI...
You go to the store and all you buy is apples and carrets

YMBAHOI

When your asked your favourite colour you state "Chestnut".

YMBAHOI

You love the smell of the barn, but cant stand the small of poepure

YMBAHOI

that new victoria secret bra you have will never feel the same after you clipped your horse while wearing it.

*sighhhhh*

YMBAHOI...when told to write an essay you try to see how you can relate it to horses.

YMBAHOI..

You sat in your chair with your riding posture

YMBAHOI


You buy a book strictly because it has horse in the title/book summary, or the drawing on the cover, only to find out it has nothing to do with horses, yet you keep it anyways

YMBAHOI Your barn is cleaner then your house!!

YMBAHOI

you realize that you are trying to get your friends to see you and you start calling for them and whistling and try and bribe them with a treat. hehe.

That was funny!!




YMBAHOI- You have more horse magazines then people magazines (raises hand)

YMBAHOI- You like cleaning a stall better then cleaning the kitchen.
(mom raises hand)

YMBAHOI--
all you do in class is draw horses, or draw your horse's name over and over again.

^ ^ ^ Thats me !!!!

YMBAHOI

You find yourself in the field one day eating pony nuts.

Not... That that's *ever* happened to me... *shifty eyes*

^ I did that once! XD

YMBAHOI you see those horses that you can ride for £1 and think "omg I wish it wouldn't be wierd for me to have a go on that..."

YMBAHOI:

After surgery your doctors first words are..."Stay off your horse for 6 weeks, and I mean 6 full weeks" (And even tells your mom and husband to enforce this ridiculous rule!)

^^ Lol, that's me!

YMBAHOI you click your tongue at your friends to get them to move over.

or...

you place your hand on the back of your car when you walk past so it doesn't 'kick' you

That would be me!!!


YMBAHOI-You jump on your step dad's back and yell giddy-up and kick him and click at him!

*Me!!!* lol! That is the reason he wants to buy me a horse! lol!

YMBAHOI

Your in the car with a friend/family member that is driving to fast, you start half halting.

Or


you have a job at the barn you ride/board at.
(we can't be normal and get a job in side with heat and air conditioning.....we have to be tough and work outside in the heat/cold.)

Or

you try every type of treat before you feed it to your horse. or you have treat that people and horses can eat. (weather you buy them or make them)

YMBAHOI-You have more boots then you do shoes!

you click your tounge at your dog or cat to get them to come over

you say 'over' to all of your pets, not just your horse!

you love mucking your horses stable out, or washing your grooming kit...but your bedroom is complete tip!

^^ all of them are meee haaa!

i belkieve you just defined me!

Yeah my dog doesn't understand stuff when other people tell her sometihng because I taught her horsey things!! lol!



YMBAHOI-You tell your horse more secrets then you do to your best friend!

YMBAHOI when you go to the barn with your nonhorsey best friend and you close your eyes and embrace the perfume of manure and oats where as your friend plugs her nose in disgust.

I am guilty of almost 100% of these

YMBAHOI...

you don't wash your coat or gloves because they smell like the barn

Yup! I haven't washed my vest in a year because it smells like horses haha.

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you take care of/keep your horses things cleaner than your things.

You might be a horse owner if you would rather go to the barn then the movies!

these are, like, ALL me, haha. They're all true.

YMBAHOI you will gladly muck out all the stalls in the barn, but cry and throw a fit when asked to clean under your bed.

Today on the way home from school, I noticed that when the car slowed down, I was squeezing my fingers. When the car sped up I was squeezing my calves and giving with my hands.