Ok, Here is how the game will work.

Example:

Bob: I want that expensive saddle
Fred: you got your expensive saddle but it has a tear on the leather when it arrived in the mail.
I want a pony
Sally: You got a pony but she keeps bucking you off.
I want a new computer

So that is how the game will go.


Ok I'll start

I want to date a cowboy

The cowboy has really bad BO.

I want a private island.

But there is no way to get to it

I want to move off the island I live on,

Soorrry, there are no more boats.

I want a float

Your float has a hole in it.


I want to date Prince Charming! (who wouldn't?)

Prince Charming has freaky teeth

I want a sparkly bridle for Mio

OOPS. I ripped all the sparkles off...

I want my own barn

Your barn has no stalls

I want skittles! =]

Skittles just became extinct.

I want a computer thats not slow

You get a blazing fast computer, and the next day it gets a virus.

I want a 2007 Ferrari 599 GTB

you get the car, but it has no wheels

I want to be a green pony.

you turn puke green

i want to marry santa clause

you had to live at the north pole with no horses


I want a fastt barrel racing horse

your barrel horse bucked you off and you fractured your shoulder and some ribs.

I want a 20,000 dollar western show saddle

The saddle turns out to be a cake that cleverly looks like a saddle

I want the guy I like to ask me out

He asks you out and you fall in love... and then he has to move to Iceland.

I want a unicorn.

you get a unicorn but its pretty horn falls off.

i want to go on a date with josh turner

He asks you out on a date.. and then he stands you up

I wish my saddle fit my horse better.

The saddle fits your horse better but your horse's bridle strap breaks.

I wish I could go to Scotland.

Scotland was part of an experiment, and it exploded, Sad but true.


I want a boyfriend that's not a total butt cream.

These are making me laugh so hard!

You get a boyfriend, but he doesnt speak English, only some Pygmy language of snaps and clucks.

I wish that I had a car that could actually drive in the snow. (( My sister and I hit a tree in a skid out, haha))

You got the car, but it was about 20 ft tall with about 10 feet wide tires to really dig into the snow haha

I wish my horse had a saner head

He is sane, but then goes lame.


I wish I had an indoor arena.

you get the indoor arena, but its to small to ride in.

i wish I was out of High School.

Your out of high school, but back in Kindergarten!

I want a money tree.

You got a money tree, but that currency went out!


I want a movie star boyfriend!!!

You got a money tree, but then it rained, and all the money dissolved.

I wish I had a brother who didn't eat all my popsicles and leave the empty box in my freezer...(lol sorry, he ate all my popsicles today, and left the empty box in my freezer. I hate it when they do that)

You got a different brother but he turned out to be an evil space alien . Muahahahaha!

I wish my job was closer to home.

Heh heh mine does that with biscuit packets.

Ohkay ..... hmmm you're brother becomes a perfect angel and everybody likes him better. You end up moving to Antarctica where you don't get the cold shoulder everytime you walk into a room.


Ohkay I wish I could ace every single one of my exams *crosses fingers*

Retta: Your job got moved 5 minutes from your house, but then you got sacked

Bandicoot: You aced all your exams, but then all the colleges you applied to rejected you ((if you're already in college, I'm sorry! haha))


I wish the people in my school were friendlier

They become so friendly it's freaky


Ohkay I wish I could ace every single one of my exams *crosses fingers*

You ace your tests but then you're accused of cheating.

I wish I could sleep until noon.

you sleep until noon, but then the next night you can't fall asleep until 3 AM


I wish the guys in my school were hotter

The guys become hotter but they turn out to be jerks.

I wish I could find the perfect gift for Robert .

The perfect gift is $1,000, and breaks in the box.

I wish I had a better phone.

You get your new phone and it's so cool that everybody gets MEGA jealous and you have no-one to call

I wish that my miniature horse would stop being a spaz.

XD That made my laugh so much!


You mini stops being a spaz, but runs away to jon the circus

I wish ihad a beard....

*Pfft* zomg huh?

You got a beard, but it takes up the whole room and gets caught in things. And you can't shave it because it comes back in seconds. And it scares Sinbad & Barney. Muahaha!

I wish Dubby was a leetle smaller so I'm less scared of riding him.

He gets smaller, but then keeps shrinking everyday until he becomes the new worlds smallest horse at 7 1/2 inches

I wish Echo (my horse) wasn't so accident prone.

He becomes totally accident proof, and then YOU start having all the accidents!

I wish I could go to Cedar Point and ride some rollercoasters.

go to and ride all the rides but for one. This one is meant to be one of the funner rides, you get on and you get to the top of the hill and the coaster breaks. So your stuck, it rains and starts lighting, a guy comes down saying the breaks are broken, once it stops raining you'll have to walk down the steps to get back to the ground.

(that happened to me before and me being scared of heights, didn't go well. but we got 2 free rides! We didn't have to wait in line. haha. but then don't go on a roller coaster when its about to thunderstorm. just me being smart thought it wouldn't be any different.)




I wish my legs were the same length. That way I could walk normally.

((Wow, that stinks!))

Both legs are even, but then one arm is 6 inches shorter then the other.

I wish I had a better western saddle.

lololol that made me laugh so hard! XD

Ok... You get the western saddle BUT... every day little bits break off it until it's just a pile of bit and pieces.


I wish my hair wasn't always so dry and hard to keep nice.

it becomes moist-so moist its wet all the time!! like a permanent drenching

i wish i could have my own horse--no cost!

You get one, no cost. But it's 77 years old, 5hh and you can't ride it. It also bites.

I wish I was a millionaire.

you get a million dollars, but its all fake money!

i wish lived in california

you live in California, but the state can't let people live in the area you are in due to to many earthquakes.

(haha its the only thing i could think of.)



I wish I wouldn't be scared to jump any more.

YOUR not afraid of jumping, but now your horse is terrified!

i wish my best friend didnt live in idaho

they don't live in Idaho but you moved to antarctica!



I wish I had a million dollar stallion at my farm!

you have the stallion, but he refuses to breed your mares!

i wish i could have my own farm