Haha, the name says it, post all your embarrasing moments here. Mine has to be, once when when I came out of the school loo, and it flooded the toilets, and outside. Good time xD not.

Well...probably when I only had ONE point in my debate speech.... *dies*

"hey, that guy's hat makes him look like he has a shoe on his head"
"omg it's true!"
-burst out laughing, his whole gang of people turn around, we run away-

-I trip-
random guy "woah woah, don't hurt yourself now"

"where's this hot worker?"
-I jump out into the open, he's looking at me I don't realize, I point, realize, wave, and run out of the store-


Maaaannyyyyy more

Hahahaha.

You're so graceful, Chris.

Oookay one of mine was when Cuan and I went to the mall one day...We were standing in line for KFC.

Cuan: "Hey look at that guy, he looks kind of like Edward!"
Tay: -looks around, but does not see-

After like 5 minutes of trying to find this guy...

Cuan: "There he is,"
Tay: "Where?!" -spins around in a full circle-
Edward Guy: Oo
Edward Guy's girlfriend: -dirty glare-

Another time I scored on my own team in soccer. I was like six. Everyone yelled at me =[ XD

Ok I have alot haha

Last week:

Math teacher: Bri whats the answer
-the answers 1.4-
Me: 4.
Math teacher: Uh, no. Try again.
Me: Hmm. 1!
Teacher: BRI!
Me: 1/4?
Teacher: -starts laughing, she goes to write on the board-
-silence-
Me: ONE AND FOUR TENTHS!!!!
Then the whole class cheered haha.

-Kelsey and I coming up an escalader we see a police yelling at a kid-
Kelsey: OOOOO
Me: FUNNY HAT.
-Police looks at us so we ran and I tripped over a hanger-
The manager walked by and he gave us the "O___o" look haha


I was in a play in fifth grade, and I walked infront of hte stage because I was orchestra before that, I had my elf outfit on and I had this high black boots and I tripped. And I was infront of 500 people XD and Abbey shouts "SMOOTH MOVE BRI!"

lostts more

I walked into a lamppost once. And i';ve walked into doors and stuff. Im reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally ccidnet prone.

Mr B [My English Teacher]: Today, we are going to stand up and each tell the class a joke. Blah blah blah.
-Lailas Turn-
Me- Ok...whats the difference between a stoat and a weasle?
Class - Dunnio....
Me- *Manic, hysterical laughter. Can not tell punch line due to hysterical fit*

Bri! Trust me you're NOT alone. I can't do maths to save my life. XD My teacher hates me because I'm so useless.

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*Walking to the Hockey field with 2 friends* (we were behind two guys)

Me: *in a quiet voice* WHOAAAOMIGOD! How much do you bet that that guy's trousers are about to fall down!?
Fi: *starts laughing*
Na: Oh, oh! There they go!
(the trousers go down about half an inch)
Me: *starts chanting really quietly, but getting louder* Fall, fall, fall, fall, fall...
Fi: *still in hysterics*
Na: *looks at me* Shhhhh!
(He pulls them up)
Me: *real loud* AAAAAAAAAWH!

*The boys turn around, I jump behind a tree and smash into the fence, Fi just about collapses with laughter and Na stands there, vaguely embarassed*

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Mr Jack (History Teacher): *talks about the French Revolution*
Me: *starts laughing hysterically about something that happened the day before*

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*Cycling to the stables*

Me: *cycle into lamp post, falls off the side* Owwwwww. *starts laughing*

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And many, many more. But now I must eat. *goes to eat supper*

A couple weeks ago we went bowling in PE and while we were there my friend (who happens to be the guy I like lol) was messing with my purse. Then when we got back to school we were both walking back out to the parking lot and I couldn't find my keys so I was like, "Hey gimme my keys!" and he was like, "I don't have 'em" and I was like, "Did I leave them in the ignition??" and I open my door and it starts beeping. So I had left my keys in my unlocked car all day.

Then like a week later, I go to the movies with my best friend and I'm looking for my keys afterward and I can't find them so we go back into the theater, the manager gives me a flashlight so I can go look for them but I can't find them anywhere, so we go back outside and I start thinking maybe I left them in my car (parked downtown on the street). So we go to my car and sure enough, it's unlocked with the key in the ignition. AHH haha. I guess I have good karma.

OK, Once when I was in third grade, We were at lunch and all my friends knew i liked this kid named Brent, So one of my friends says, " Do you want me to tell him that you like him?" And i was like,
"sure...." (I was kidding !! ) ANd she goes, " Hey, Cheyenne likes you." and I was all," NO !!!! you didn't !!!! " ............. and he goes, " I know." and everyone was staring at me!!!

Hahahha! I was at orchestra today, and we have this big wheely trolley of music stands. I went to get a music stand, and i tripped over the leg of it. I lande don one leg on the trolley, and it started wheeling off with me on it! XD The orchestra was in hysterics and i was just like "All i wanted was a stand...."

oh dear last year i was convinced fish were mammals for like 6 months. i was a tard.

I was in church with my friend and I happened to be observing these 2 little boys in front of me. They started fighting and then one boy hits the other boys balls and they're like having this war of who could hit harder. I pointed it out to my friend and we started laughing really hard. My friend let out this really loud laugh and everybody is staring at us (and that was a huuggeee church) and so we run up the aisle choking with laughter. We were right in front of the pastor to make matters worse.

I was walking into a store with my ... brother?... and I saw this car and I was like 'Holy crap! What a piece! That car should be exterminated!' And this guy gives me a dirty look as he passes and gets into the car and drives away.

Last night we pulled into a gas station and we were discussing the people around there, and this guy walks past the car and goes to the waste basket. Just as he starts throwing the thing away he starts rubbing his butt, or picking a wedgie or something and I was like 'WHOA GUY!! DON'T DO THAT!!' And the guy like kinda turns around and I just sink into the seat and try to hide.

Haha! OMG! My brother's friend was over and he was taking a shower (yeah, like I knew?) and so I go into the bathroom and he's standing in front of the mirror looking at his totally nude body and I am like 'WHOA! WHOA! NOT COOL!' And like back out of the door and he starts LAUGHING! I was thinking about going 'In this house we typically LOCK the doors!' but I just ran down to my room. I was SO freaking scarred!

And another time I was at my cousin's house and they have a walk-out basement. So I go outside and their sauna is in plain view of the patio. I had NO CLUE anybody was out there. There was a bunch of guys on the sauna porch and they start yellling at me and I look over and I'm like 'Holy shi.!!! and run inside. My cousin was down there with my sister, brother, his friend and some other people too. They all started laughing when I ran up the stairs waving my hand in front of my face and muttering (yes I mutter when I am in shock and totally scarred) 'Oh sick! Oh sick! Oh sick! Scarred! Scarred!' Later the guys came in and were like 'Who was out there?' all pissed off. So my cousin is all laughing and telling them about how I went running past.. Well at least the guys got a laugh out of my reaction..

Adult content?

This one time (like 2+ years ago) my mom and I were in this coffee shop/bagel shop and there were these plastic travel mugs sitting on this shelf (there was like 25 of them, thats important info). So, I go over and pick one up and look at it. Once I'm satisfied, I sat the cup back down and it fell off the shelf, along with all 24 of its friends . My mom and me were standing there like idiots trying to catch them all and stuff and they all just kept crashing onto the floor!

Please note the HUGE line of people standing there (clear out the door!) watching us.

XD

By the way my cousins are crazy accident prone drivers.

So my mom dropped me and my sister off at the baseball/softball fields to watch the church league games. We get talking with one of our friends and she is like "are you guys going to get ice cream with us afterwards?"

my sister "No because my mom can't take us she has to get right home afterwards"
the friend "Can't you just ride with your cousins?" (Our cousins were the ones playing softball that day)
ME "No because their driving is a bit questionable"

And my cousin is sitting two rows down the bleachers totally hearing everything...

not totally embarassing but at that moment.. yeahhh

OOOOk. so the most recent story is last night when I went to go out to eat. We went to Waffle House. Well I was almost done with my meal, I went to grab my water, well I droped it on the table, Ice cold water spilled EVERYWHERE, and all over my lap. Needless to say there were more people there than normal.

but we cleaned it up and I went home with wet pants. hehe. wasn't to bad though.

well i fit in my locker but i riped my shirt. ok i was cleaning out my locker and there was noting in it and i wanted to see if i would fit in it i did but when i was getting out i caught on the hinge and ripped now that was stupid on my part

Once I was eating at a restaurant ( outside on the deck ) with a few people I know and used to be friends with, and I was taking a drink of water and someone said some joke and I couldn't swallow the water and starting laughing and spat it out. I was so embarrassed!

one time at school i had my period so i put pads in my back pocket and while i was walking to lunch they fell out and in to the hallway. i left them there!!!!!!

Hahha. Niiiiice.

Im never telling anyone my most embarrassing moment. EVER. Its horrible. *cry*

Yesterday, we were in the supermarket and my little [ok, 13 year old] brother decided to sit in the Tweenies car things which moves and sings when you put money in it.
My. 13 YEAR OLD brother decided to sit in it.
My mum went MENTAL.
"CHAAARLIE! Get out of that thing!"
And Charlie was like "NO. iw anan go in it"
And the whole supermarket was staring at us and i was like. "God...why, WHY did you give me thing family?!"

Haha my friend got in a post man pat one of those before and got stuck


I do so many stupid embarasing thing...I hate it lol.
Last week in my driving lesson I was in a que of traffic and went to pull off and stalled (and all these cars were behind me, including my mom, I could see her car a few cars behind) so I finally got going then had to stop again at traffic lights then stalled again. And this stupid yellow car behind me beeped at me so I was like *dies*, especially cause my mom saw it all lol, she couldn't really miss it because the car I'm learning in is bright flourescent orange...

So on our 20+ hour drive home from a show Sunday/Monday, in the middle of the night, Marc was driving and I was in the passenger seat, and he asked me to pour him some coffee, so I did, and I didn't get the lid on right so it spilled on his lap a little, so he gave it back to me to put the lid on right and then I was like extra careful and I even decided to test it by turning it on its side, and ended up dumping MORE out because the drinking hole thing wasn't closed, and he was watching and I kinda like him and it was just really embarrassing hahah.

OH and earlier in the trip, I went back to the trailer and I opened the living quarters door without knocking and he was in there changing, in breeches and without his shirt on, and I was like, "Whoops!" and closed the door and he was like, "It's okay, you can come in" and I was like, "It's okay, I can wait" and then I went to the bathroom and when I came back I got there right as he was telling Anna (my trainer) that he flexed his muscles and I ran away lmao.

In bio, we were doing this lab with fish. And my bio teacher asked me to come up infront of the whole class to help her. She had the fish in this little plate and we did whatever and inbetween she poured water on him and i scream so loud, "MRS. LIGGETT DONT POUR WATER ON HIM, HES GOIGN TO DROWN!" and everyone in the whole room burst out laughing, including the teacher, and I didnt get what was so funny, till Anna explained it to me. Haha. Let me tell you, it was one of my finer moments. nott

Wait, was the fish alive..? lol

yeah. lol. you like just inkected colored water into its tail fin and you could see it flor through its veins. then we got to take them home. Haha

Ahhh, got it. I was kinda confused..

The first time I met Jon I locked myself in a room after he explained to me how the locking mechanism worked and I had to use some random phone I found in the room to call him to help get me out hahaha, soooooo embarrassing but he still married me

We got some new clothes at work (I am managing the store at the moment so I should always be on my best behaviour) and I jokingly said to the girl I was working with, "I bet if I try these clothes on (our head of retailing) will walk in the store" so I go in the change room put on red joddies and purple plaid shirt (yeah really ugly match) and lo and behold, the head of retailing walks in the store. He just stared at me and i stupidly blabbled "Like the joddies?" hahaha then my face went as red as the joddies. He was not too amused at my professionalism at not matching an outfit hahaha

I am the world biggest dork and do embarrassing things all the time.

I had just started dating Jeff, and one night before we went out I was sitting on the steps infront of him and he looks down and is like what's on your pants? I look down and there is a huge blood stain on my pants. So embarassing. I was just like, uhhh. *Runs into bathroom and changes pants*

Lmao Andi. I would of been like "Uhm...remember that strawberry ice-cream? yeah, well I sat in it" XD

Today I was riding the bike/taking the dog for a run, so a truck comes and I stop so that if she runs after it I don't go flying, anyways she's fine so I go to continue and she walks behind me and pulls me and the bike over onto the ground, I wasn't so happy that someone saw that happen, lol, it's not that bad, but yea, thought I'd share, I didn't feel very graceful!! lol!

Well. I don't really get embarassed....but I SHOULD'VE been embarassed when I was chasing my dad with a spatula for stealing a cupcake and I ran into a wall, broke my toe, and then had to repeat the story to my gym teacher who just looked at me like 'o_O' and laughed. =D

Haha Brooke, that just reminded me (somehow) of something my nan told me that she did...

She was making dinner in the kitchen and had a frozen chicken leg in her hand and the cat stole a bit of food and ran out the back door. So my nan chased after it, running out and down the garden after the cat shouting and waving a frozen chicken leg. Then she stopped and looked across and in the next door neighbours garden they were holding a party thing and all these people were staring at her.

Actually my nan does lotsa funny stuff.

When I fell off she was in the viewing gallery in the arena and she jumped over the ledge into the arena, not realising that its like a 5ft drop into the arena XD so she fell in the dirt, stood up, tripped, fell in the dirt again then came stumbling across hehe. I was sitting there half lauging half crying (from falling into the wall lol) and also one of the other kid's parents had been video taping the whole thing XD

^^I was also embarassed about that one haha

I thought Will called me because I just told him to called me.

Me: -picks up phone-
Dude: Hey-
Me: -thinks its Will- NO! -slams phone down and gets online-
Will: I was just about to call you XD
Me: So you didnt just call?
Will: No.
Me: T______T


Yeahhh pretty embarassing. xDDD

Haha! Andi, thats really bad.

I ran into a filing cabnet. =/ Im not even going to try and explain.

Ok..ok..

I went riding with Ellen, and this girl, who i didnt even KNOW, came over to ride with us. I'd gotten my period that day, and usually my first day isnt that bad.
We went on the ride, and when i got back..OH MY GOD. My cream jodpurs were pure RED. It wasn't even like a little stain, it was HUGE.
We had to walk for MILES to turn the horses out and back, and walking to the house. I walked backwards THE WHOLE WAY.
She must of thought i was a total freak. =/ It was awful. When i got back to the house, i sat down and cried. xD

Me and my mate used to sit next to each other in history in S2. One time, i had my trousers rolled up to my theighs, my legs on the desk and i was like
"KAAAATIE! Feel my smoothy smoothy legs. Their so smooth and unhairy. FEEEEEEEL them Katie!"
And thet eacher walked in and just went
"Laila........legs off the table please...."
I was like "Nawwwww."

I have embarrassed myself many times. The one that stands out in my mind the most though was when I fell off this little pony Dancer in front of all the camp kids. I was helping teach the camp and I had hopped on Dancer bareback for a few minutes. I managed to fall off when she turned to sharply at a walk. Granted Dancer was extremely round, but still. My face went bright red. All the kids were just staring at me.
Oh well. I loved Dancer anyways.

Alright. I didn't embaress myself, mom embaressed me. Anyway, Jason is the Jerk of the class. Just so you knw.

I wasn't swimming because Jared was being a pain. So I was sitting on the bench, watching.
Jason: Hey! Why aren't you swimming?
Me: Because I don't feel like it.
Jason: That's no excuse.
Me: So?
Mom: Come on! *to Jason* It's that time of the month.
Jason:
Me: *Buries face in hands*

I know there are more. But I can't remember any right now.

I tripped on my way over to get a signature from the (oh so hot) lead singer of The Matches.
He helped me up but, oh, it was pretty terrible... at least I didn't trip in front of Sonny and kept stuttering to a minimal. :]

I was on a band trip and we were just leaving to go to a festival and the teacher stands up on the bus and is like "Does anyone recognize these?" as she holds up some guy's scooby doo boxers. We later found out they were our lead trumpet player's.

Urggh, forgot about this thread, haha.
My latest one:

Me, my friend and three other guys were in this resturant. There wasn't any music, as it just opened, and everyone (it was nearly full) were either silent or talking really quitely.
I felt really, really hyper, so I didn't just want to sit there. Then outside, I saw a cat.
You can guess what happaned next. It was behind a lady, I pointed at the cat and shouted, 'PUSSSSY'.
Later to realise.
1. I was pointed at the ladies... Ahem.
2. I realise what I had just shouted out.

Yeup, red was the word.

Nellie that IS bad.

Ah. Everyday of my life is an embarrassing moment.

My dad poledanced at this place once. Mortified. >.>

I was at the swimming pool once with some friends, and i was carrying all my clothes out of the changing room and was trying to look for a locker, when this haaaaawt lifee guard came up and he was like "Er...you've dropped somtehing."
And it turned out i'd dropped my bra.
I was like "Mskdhsg." And scurried off to pick it up.