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3llie
Kay so, this game is bsaically just like the "Somthing you don't know about me" game, except with your horse.

You can write about your horse, a horse you ride, a horse you look after, your friends horse, anything.

^__^

SYDKAMH:
  • Bonnie is SO impatient it's unbelievable.
  • Dublin is scared of snow.
  • ^ He's also scared of puddles.
  • Bonnie isn't scared of anything. Not that I know of at least.
  • Fleety is a talented escape artist. xD
  • Dublin was born in Ireland
  • Dublin has jumped out of his field 3 times.
  • Bonnie will avoid moving as much as possible.
  • Bonnie eats virtually anything, and will go through your pockets until she's sure that you don't have anything to feed her.
  • Dublin is scared of jumping doubles, even though he lives to jump.
bonzaboy
SYDKAMH-
Bonza used to be ridiculously afraid of blue plastic
Bonza gets a hoof abscess almost every wet season
Bonza likes to listen to my iPod
When you face him, Bonza pretends he doesn't want to know you, but when you walk away and peek back at him, he's like, 'Where are ya going?!'
Shona
QUOTE (bonzaboy @ Jan 13 2009, 01:41 PM) *
SYDKAMH-
Bonza used to be ridiculously afraid of blue plastic
Bonza gets a hoof abscess almost every wet season
Bonza likes to listen to my iPod
When you face him, Bonza pretends he doesn't want to know you, but when you walk away and peek back at him, he's like, 'Where are ya going?!'


Aww, that's so cute!

SYDKAMH:

-Cassie always comes up to me for cuddles when I go into the paddock, but Frey won't talk to me unless I have a carrot/apple in my hand.
-Cassie always gets really overweight in Summer, but as soon as I start working her she drops it insanely quickly. Within like two or three weeks she'll be back to what she was before the Summer break.
-Frey likes to sulk when he's not getting enough attention. He stands there with his head out, ears back not looking at anyone. Then when I go to pat him he pretends not to notice till I find a really good spot to scratch xD
-Frey's always cranky when I go to catch him for a ride, and when I'm tacking up but once I'm on and after the ride he's full of energy.
-Cassie once stepped on a twig and when it snapped under foot she shied xDD
-Flame's 32!! We only found that out the other day.
-When Flame gets worried or stressed during the night he'll walk up to the fence closest to the house and whinny until we come down and rescue him.
-They all seem to think that if they stand in the feeding area long enough and look up at the house, they might get a fed a couple of hours earlier. Even though it's never happened before xD
3llie
QUOTE (Shona @ Jan 13 2009, 05:03 AM) *
SYDKAMH:
-Cassie always comes up to me for cuddles when I go into the paddock, but Frey won't talk to me unless I have a carrot/apple in my hand.


JUST like Bonnie and Dublin. xDDD
michellec-
aww !

Charlie hates being groomed, but loves the attention
Raced for 7 years
He loves the trailer and traveling !
His favorite thing to do is eat and sun bathe
He can't roll all the way over cause his belly is to big and cause his withers are to hight ! tongue.gif
He hates flat work but looves jumping
He hardly ever lays down
He will never be an escape artist even if we do leave his stall door wide open
He weaves a lot
He is pigeon toed
He will always follow you to the gait in the field

: )
bayou1988

sydkamh

susie was started by plecther
susie steals the cell phone if you use it around her
susie prforms better when kids atre around playing with air horns then spook when theres none
susie has to have treat cut up just rite or she dont eat them that includes carrots applees and slim jims
she a very quik learner and doent forget much
she is loved by every one and knows it
loves stalls
love having friends but will stay with you in till you say she can go play
Electric.Jive.Poy
SYDKAMH-

- Bella is the lead mare of her herd of....Alpacas.
- Bella is scared of her own farts.
- Bella loves crispy M&M's.
- Bella follows me anywhere
- Bella "smiles" at people.
- Bella loves grapes.
- Bella snaps halters, and she only likes rope halters.
- Bella loves her Flymask
- Bella is reaaaally lazy on the lunge but not to ride.
- Bella loves hugs and cuddles
- Bella doesnt like new strange people.
Rio's Kabam
Cheza:
-Has this obsession with flipping up her top lip. Nobody knows why she does it, but we all get a kick out of it.
-She is very nosey and cuddly when she knows I have treats. When I don't, she doesn't give a hoot about me.
-She loves to hang her head out of her stall, so I always try to keep the door open and put the stall guard up so she can hang out, but not walk off [as she has the habit of doing as well].
-When she gets ouchie, she throws a tantrum to let me know that she's in pain.
-She love love loves food. She tries to eat everything.

Fergie:
-She likes to paw when she's tied up.
-She has the annoying habit of chewing on her bit and she's actually chewed grooves into the plasticy rubber part of her bit -__-
-She loves to sniff my hair and snuggle with me after a ride and that makes me so hapy :]
3llie
QUOTE (Rio's Kabam @ Jan 20 2009, 06:21 PM) *
Fergie:
-She likes to paw when she's tied up.
-She has the annoying habit of chewing on her bit and she's actually chewed grooves into the plasticy rubber part of her bit -__-
-She loves to sniff my hair and snuggle with me after a ride and that makes me so hapy :]


Bonnie does that too. =]
Teracat
Leroy:
-is obbsessed with treats and food, to the point where if we give him any he's bad for at least the whole day, but it can be up to a week.
-tries to be affectionate, but isn't quite sure how to be gentle about it yet.
-loves to GOGOGO!
-is an ex-trotter
-chews his tongue when he's nervous
-won't tolerate a lot of petting unless he's really tired
-will play soccer with me
-lives with deer that have decided to live in his pasture
KiZzA
[size="7"]heyya girls/boys my horse is pink and purple and blue with red blankets i got my horse proshionly dyed it looks realy kool smile.gif
it has a spicky tongue. its a beautifull horse and i love it i bet you didnt no that about my horse

oh yeah and its a female and its pregnant with its pink purple and blue horse biggrin.gif and i love my horse bet u didnt no that biggrin.gif
*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwahhhhh*
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Thoroughbred
- Marina loves peanut M&Ms
- ^^ and Mountain Dew
- Sky is afrade of things smaller then her
- Selena has broken 6 carts dering her training
- Marina and Sky have to be compleatly Retrained every spring
- Marina jumps 5'1
- Sky likes kittens (even though she's afrade of them)
- Marina has Chicken-a-phobia
- Betty boo is EXTREAMLY mean
- Marina loves throughing bucking fits
- Sky acts like a 2 year old
- Sky likes Fruit loops

Well at the moment thats really all i can thing about...
Shona
-Cassie has the biggest grass belly you've ever seen.
purplepinto
SYDKAMH

- Beauty likes green jellybeans and banana skins.
- Star has a toe fetish.
- Beauty's feet grow abnormally fast.
- Star has the attention span of a garden gnome.
- Beauty hates water.
- Star LOVES water.
Rio's Kabam
-Fergie loves anything fluffy or fuzzy. She loves to nuzzle and nip at the fake fur on the hood of my winter jacket.
-She likes to chew on things in general.
-If she's bored, she'll toss my grooming kit across the barn aisle.
3llie
QUOTE (Rio's Kabam @ Mar 1 2009, 09:22 AM) *
-If she's bored, she'll toss my grooming kit across the barn aisle.


Same with Bonnie. biggrin.gif
Electric.Jive.Poy
Bella always throws her food bucket after shes finished eating and then sooks because she cant reach it because she threw it to far.. XD

Bella also has an obsession with my school shoes, she loves to to sniff, lick and nibble them xD

Bella doesnt like other horses much : [ like she wont hurt them or anything but shes happy wthout other horses...
wordstoasong
Murray
-secertly wants to be a rock. (ie. won't move at all)
-enjoys mcd's fries when mommy has them.
-secertly wants to be an Arab (instead of a TB/QH.)
-cowkicks when you do something he doesn't want to. (ie. work)
-will look off to the distance when mommy is scolding him, pretending not to hear.

Charity (not mine, but I claim her to be anyways)
-is the Queen Bee in the barn and snappy at any horses who are near her stall.
-would secertly like to eat Nicky the dog if he annoys her one more time.
-is jumpy/nervous with other riders but not with mommy (me).
-likes to charge the other horses on lazy days (ie. pops RIGHT OUT OF THE WOODS!).
Rio's Kabam
QUOTE (3llie @ Mar 1 2009, 12:52 PM) *
Same with Bonnie. biggrin.gif


Haha, yeah when Fergie was boarded indoors, she'd stick her head out of her stall and find things to throw.
IluvFeather
hahahah

Feather:
-she eats chicken
-licks my boots
-licks everything
-eats prickles
-She's scared of puddles
-drinks out of a water bottle
-She follows me round like a puppy XD
-and if i pat breeze she turns her back to me,and then when i walk away she quickly comes and crowds up to ma hahahahahah

Breeze
-she likes biting old men XDXD
-doesn't like little children (specially if they ride her) XD hehehehe
-obsessed with feather (if hannah takes feather somewhere, breeze goes WHEW and then when feather comes back breeze pretends she wasn't running around and calling to her, and she flattens her ears and stuff hahahahaha
Rio's Kabam
  • She has killed two dogs [a Rottweiler and a Jack Russel]
  • If any animal charges at her, she will whip around and kick them HARDDDD.
  • I sometimes purposely make her excited and hyper when we ride because she is a much better ride when she's got energy.
paintluver
Romeo

~Hates it when I pet male horses (Expecially Cheerio)
~Puts his nose down girls shirts
~Scared of Puddles
~Rears when he gets nervous (When trailering, adn the first time I lead him into the new barn he pulled me out of both places!)
~He is lazy
~He was 300 pounds overweight when we bought him
~He looks amazing in pink!! haha!
~He loves my dog but my dog is afraid of him
~If I give attention to other horses he pouts
~ If I scold him he pouts (Like last night he kicked my thigh when I was cleaning his feet, So I hit him in the butt, He turned around put his head down and pouted.)
~His favorite treats are stud muffins and carrots
love_mypony
Mac:
* Loves getting groomed. He'll be content to just sit there for hours.
*Has a tremendous fear of rocks.
*Really, really hates peppermint.

Penelope:
* Will kill for peppermint.
* Enjoyed jumping over the paddock fence.
* Does not jump over the fence anymore. There are cows there o_O oh no!

Babe:
* Will not be fazed.
* Has killed a cat when it tried to scare her by jumping out of the hay she was eating.
* Loves bareback gallops a lot.
becca_luvs_arabs
wellll.... i dont actually OWN horses.. but i do ride... soo... the horses at my barn are....

elvis (giant shire horse) has a nonmaligant (noncancerous) tumor. he also will eat anything in sight, whether its food or not (like my riding helmet)

artax (horse in my avatar) is scared of everything, from butterflies to puddles, and those terrifyign ancient tribe of horse eating cannabillistic pygmies (aka miniature horses XD)

figment hates everyone but me ^^ and likes to eat hot dog buns with ketchup and mustard.
becca_luvs_arabs
QUOTE (becca_luvs_arabs @ May 13 2009, 02:56 PM) *
wellll.... i dont actually OWN horses.. but i do ride... soo... the horses at my barn are....

elvis (giant shire horse) has a nonmaligant (noncancerous) tumor. he also will eat anything in sight, whether its food or not (like my riding helmet)

artax (horse in my avatar) is scared of everything, from butterflies to puddles, and those terrifyign ancient tribe of horse eating cannabillistic pygmies (aka miniature horses XD)

figment hates everyone but me ^^ and likes to eat hot dog buns with ketchup and mustard.



never mind i lied. artax is NOT in my avatar. whoops.
crazy4sinbad
- Used to be called Verner. Ew.
- Loves holding onto stuff with his teeth. He's constantly pulling rugs off gates and swallowing leadropes.
- Seems to love being cuddled?
- Isn't allowed any treats. Nonono.
- Has a groove on the inside of his front feet which needs to be scrubbed out to remove grit every single day.
3llie
QUOTE (crazy4sinbad @ Jun 5 2009, 06:39 PM) *
- Used to be called Verner. Ew.
- Loves holding onto stuff with his teeth. He's constantly pulling rugs off gates and swallowing leadropes.
- Seems to love being cuddled?
- Isn't allowed any treats. Nonono.
- Has a groove on the inside of his front feet which needs to be scrubbed out to remove grit every single day.


Hahahaha. Dougal is such a better name than Verner. =]

Dublin:
- He has a 'V' shaped scar on the top of his left ear.
- He has a thumb-sized indentation on the right side of his neck.
- He has a scar of his right side of his stomach from when Charlie kicked him.
- He's 11 today! =]
becca_luvs_arabs
QUOTE (becca_luvs_arabs @ May 21 2009, 06:28 PM) *
never mind i lied. artax is NOT in my avatar. whoops.


artax used to be called marcus. bleh. he is SO not a marcus
Electric.Jive.Poy
- Bella doesn't grow much of a winter coat.
- Bucks when shes excited.
- Is currently "going back to basics" with me.
- can jump 1 metre 25.
- loves to gallop.
- takes advantage of begginers.
- is actually a very talented pony xD
- loves to go on hacks.
- is only 14.3 xD
IluvFeather

FEATHER
QUOTE (Electric.Jive.Poy @ Jul 20 2009, 09:16 PM) *
- doesn't grow much of a winter coat.
- Bucks when shes excited.
- Is currently "going back to basics" with me.
- loves to gallop.
- takes advantage of begginers.
- loves to go on hacks.
- is only 14.3 xD

laugh.gif ^ so the sameee.
-Has a mohawk XD (the bridle path cries "a trim a trim")
-when i hoof pick her sometimes, she bends her other leg and lies down but kepps her two back legs standing
-stubborn is her second name haha
-She just turned five
-Loves shetlands and minies
-BREEZE
-Really doesn't like children
-Hates dogs (especially little scenting dogs)
-An absolute sucker for geldings
-still paces sometimes hahah
Rejoice
Rejoice - mule -
She can be put out with any animal, because she is never the alpha mare.
She sneaks her way up the ladder by becoming friends with horses higher in the heard.
Refuses to go to the bathroom outside of her stall/turnout.
Loves treats.
She knows that the dog bowl means that she is getting grain and she will start to really talk if she thinks you are taking to long.
Can be given medicine without a halter on.
Can step on reins/lead rope and not freak out. She just takes her foot off of it.
Rio's Kabam
  • Hates being groomed.
  • Is extremely impatient if she's hungry.
  • Will whinny like mad if she's left alone in the cross-ties.
  • Knows how to rock the trailer by stepping from side to side.
crazy4sinbad
* Naps. A LOT.
* Appears to be an expert at escpaing from his field, leaving no evidence of how he actually escaped.
* Has a dorsal stripe and zebra markings!
* Is terrified of strimmers, drains, birds in bushes, lone fence posts and unfamiliar noises.
* Turned 5 on the 11th of July!
* Loooves to roll.
* Can't pee when being ridden.
* Is obsessed with wheelbarrows and stands & chews and mothers them.
* For some strange reason is ridiculously hyper in the school.

Electric.Jive.Poy
Bella -
- hates drains and is ridiculously scared of them.
- also hates letterboxes.
- has never peed or pooped when being ridden o-O
- is very very very mouthy. she grabs absoulutely everything with her teeth.
- eats anything.
- is very impatient and has a very short attention span.
- learns new stuff very quickly.
- doesnt like new people.
- she is really electric and hyper but she lets me climb all over her.
- is very dominant and its hard to get her to respect you.
- her best friend is "Ray" the alpaca.
- hates wind.
- is a fantastic jumper.
crazy4sinbad
QUOTE (Electric.Jive.Poy @ Jul 26 2009, 08:38 PM) *
Bella -
- hates drains and is ridiculously scared of them.
- also hates letterboxes.
- has never peed or pooped when being ridden o-O
- is very very very mouthy. she grabs absoulutely everything with her teeth.
- eats anything.
- is very impatient and has a very short attention span.
- learns new stuff very quickly.
- doesnt like new people.
- she is sometimes really electric and hyper but she lets me climb all over her.
- is very dominant and its hard to get her to respect you.
- her best friend is "Ray" the alpaca.
- hates wind.
- is a fantastic jumper.


Ahaha, ChelOcean, our ponies are so alike it's mad.
Diana
Dreamer isn't mine, but I know her very very well!

-She's 29 years old but acts like she's a kid
-Her previous owner used to ride her to McDonald's and park her outside in the front
-She's a speed demon
-The first time I met her (she was a new horse and nervous), I went to get her out of her stall and she charged at me. It was bad.

Electric.Jive.Poy
QUOTE (crazy4sinbad @ Jul 26 2009, 03:43 AM) *
Ahaha, ChelOcean, our ponies are so alike it's mad.


I knoww xD
its awesome : D
Shona
Flame:
-he once cut himself near the top of his ear really badly, but when it healed, instead of new skin growing over it, the top of his ear just folded down to cover it.
-on his neck, on the... right side I think, is a random white patch of hair, almost in perfect circle. It's the only white on him (he's a chestnut), apart from his grey hairs xD
-He turns 33 on the 11th september smile.gif

Frey:
-Has osteoperosis. Basically it means he has a calcium deficiency and his bones are weakening, well were, and being replaced by cartilage. He's now on a calcium supplement that has made a massive difference.
-He also has osteoarthritis. A few years ago he somehow managed to stab a piece of wood through his coronet, which we think must have chipped the bone and when it regrew, it grew in a ring around his joint.
My poor bony pony.
-He loves pears smile.gif
-He has really hairy ears

Cassie:
-She has two whorls, one on either side of her neck, about a quarter of the way down. They're really cute andilovethem.
-Her forelock is really little.
-Her tail is incredibly thick
-she sweats a lot. After 15 minutes of riding, even in winter, she'll be sweating.
-she doesn't like tidbits. The other two go crazy for a bit of apple, but not Cass. She couldn't really care less.
-
AmoHORSES!
SYDKAMH

- he hates everything but grass, hay and his horse feed.
- last time we gave him an apple, we came back 15 minutes later and it was on the ground: a brown mushed up mess.
- he gets colic from hay, no matter whether you water it or not.
- he is very bad without a saddle, but is an angel when you put the saddle on.
- loves forest.
- hasnt ever been with another horse but his dam and on a 30min trailride.
- natural horsemanship retrained.
- can jump 75cms now.
- likes to chew clothes, his bit, bark, wood, leadrope.
- he always groans and moans when he's relaxing.
- will not let you walk up to him and pat him until you have walked around him for about 10minutes, he's just like that really tests persistence.
- last time he met a new horse the horse kicked him and he went oh sorry im sorry and arched his neck trying to impress this mare. lol. like seriously, i dont think he figured it out that the mare doesnt like him. haha XD
- broke a leadrope.
- was stupid enough to scratch against spare loose mental star pickets, and the star picket fell onto his leg there was blood everywhere.
- naps.
PaintedPony
Reba-
. She doesn't like treats untill you put them in her mouth, then she eats them.
. She paws if I leave but if I stan by her she is fine.
. i taught her to "dig."
. She is mean to other horses, she has made one horse bleed before.
. She will jump if she is tied and you kiss to her.
. She is about a spazzy as you can get.
. She has refused to canter on one lead before with my trainer but when i got on she was fine.
. She opens up gates with her nose for me

Cotton
. He was rounded up by the BLM in Nevada.
. He has been beat up by a mini horse.
. The only time he is hyper is when he is running barrels.
. He rears when he doesn't know how to do something.
. He is really fast
. He thinks he can't do anything untill you show him he can.
. He has the two hair whorls between his eyes.
**obsessed with horses**
Warden:
. is a chicken around rivers and oceans, but is a therapy horse
. his old owners used to put goldfsh in his water pail for some reason and Warden kept killing them with his nose
. is more like me then you'll ever know (i won't go into details)\
. he must the first horse i say hi too, i can't ever say hi to Seirra first (he ignores Cat until i say hi)
. i think he secretly loves dressage, but only with advanced riders (my level and up)
. was a well know Stallion
. eats branches and leaves
. is a completly different horse out on trails, or at his real home (Stella's place, not the theraputic riding stable)
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