Okay, now before people go getting all a flutter, this really isn't that bad. It's just something I found that I thought was rather humerous.

What Religion is your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Sears and shyly walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. "

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. "


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed. {A} Almost Boobs {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!


Send this to all that will appreciate it! And ... don't forget the German bra:


Holtzemfromfloppen!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! THAT"S GREAT! I have to send that to my mom!

Hahahaha... I've gotten tat in an email before and it always makes me laugh!

I thought it was funny too. H always gets me laughing. "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" lol Except I am at the other extreme. oh well. It still makes me laugh!

HAHAHA that soo funny lmbo!

LOL, that is hilarious...I've gotten that one before...it is funny ...

Ah I read the help me I've fellen and I cna't get up and I almost wet myself

Don't worry, your not alone!

hahaha....HAHAHAHA....:rofl: HAHAHAHAHA


ahhhhhhhhhh I can't stop laughing.

AMEN!!! I've worn the same bra size since I was 12...an A.

That CRACKED me up. OMG. I'm still rolling with laughter.

lmao same here raven!!!!! lol i've got the smallest boobs out of all the girls in the high school, and im the shortest chick in the high school.....but i don't really care! lol this one is soooooo hilarious! i just showed my mom.....she like can't breathe! lol

Haha don't worry guys...there are definitely worse things than small boobs...like being less than five feet tall and having C's. Talk about awkward!

lol I emailed it to my mom and she wrote me back saying "I'm a Sally Ann all the way!" (Sally Ann=Salvation Army)

hahaha, thanks, I needed a laugh


pee.ess- I moved this to jokes and fun.

Thanks for moving this Laura =) I was getting ready to PM you about it..it's like you're PSYCHIC! hehe

sorry Laura! I wasn't thinking. lol. I have a tendency to not do that sometimes. Bad habit of mine.

Glad everyone liked it. My mom and I thought it was pretty funny.

OMG! that's hilarious. Thanks I needed a laugh

LOL That was fuuuuuuuunnny. Teehee, thankya for posting it!

LAMO! i love that! It's soooo funny!

I needed a laugh, thanks! I don't have the smallest boobs at school, but I'm still just a sad little B.

lmao I love the explanation of the letters haha

HAHAHAHA!!! *Wipes tear from eye* lmfao... That is the most hilarious thing ever!!!

I love my teeny B's!!! lol, I named them George and Henry... (I didn't just tell you that.)

Why is everyone convinced that Bs are small!?! I think they are the perfect size. Honestly, those of you with Bs....do you REALLY want Cs?! Trust me, it isn't great!

I second that. Be happy!!!

Aw, I was just jokin'. I love my little Bs!

C?! Why settle for see when you can have Double D's.. or even a size that needs to be specialy ordered! I'll take obese over anorexic boobs :wink:

Hahaha ..I like my C's. LOL SPC ..suuuuuure, you didn't tell us :wink:

lol, truthfully, anything bigger than a B would look fake on my body. hahaha.

Ahh, tell me about it. People ask me if mine are all real... :shock:

HAHAHAHA!!! Sorry... When you said that I just imagined some person you have never met coming up to you like, in the store asking if your boobs are real. rofl!!

This cuban kid in my spanish class just learned how to say boobs in english and he told some girl in our class that she had nice boobies. lol. (He didn't know the girl, he has only been here or a couple weeks)

... Be happy you have B's! I have around a double a! >.< I can't beleive I just told everybody on here my pathetic bra size. >_<)

Hahahahaaaa thats so funny! I would love to have a B.....Im an A, even though im skinny so they dont look out of place :? Whatever suits the person, eh?

haha. this thread made me laugh hysterically. I shared it with my boyfriend, and he laughed hysterically too. :lol2:

SAME i'm 15 and im under 5ft!!! and same about the smallest boobs as well(AA) AND IM 15!!!! lol

haha,

i love the H one

thanks for sharing

My fave is the German Bra! LOL! I perfectly comfortable with my B's ^.^... This sis a truely odd conversation.

I always feel out of place. I am very thin, with C's. Lol, I am always being asked if they are fake... it makes me feel sad. Lol.

Yea, it is a pretty odd convo...

This thing made me laugh so hard!

Barely there I'm 20 so looks like my boobies are done. Luckily, I have a few nice pushup bras

:lol2: That was funny! I think I got that in an email one time. I'm only an A but I'm perfectly fine with that!

LOL I loved that!! It made me laugh and that isn't a easy thing to do!
I'm a C and it doesn't look that bad on me for my body type, I'm probably just under normal.
And I think that smaller boobs are better for horse riding, :wink: IMHO
Anyways...
Yeah...

lol, that's funny!
I was an A, but mum reckons I need a new bra...lol, so i dunno...

Hey don't feel bad all you size A's ! I'm one too. I did'nt get out of training bras until I was 25 years old and 8 months pregnant ! I think instead of growing boobs all that growth went to my butt .

ok, ya, READ THIS!
and for women's pleasure:
Ever notice how
MENtal illnes, MENstruation, MENopause.
All of women's problems start with MEN!!!!!!!!!!
and when we're really in trouble...its HISterectomy!!!!!
hahahahaha!! i got the bra codes email too!!!

OMG lol lol lol rofl. That's too funny! I needed that laugh I'm 13 with B's :shock: Oh jeez! Ever wonder why we're sharing our bra sizes :wink:

^^I don't know, but I'm annoyed, cause Mum made me go bra shopping with my two younger sisters! It was so annoying! they were making stupid jokes and crawling into my change room! Gah!
But I've grown to a B now! so I'm bigger than my mum! lol!

lol that's hilarious. I'm a C - can't complain! lol oh those are so funny.

bahahahahahahahahhahahahahah......oh my goodness that is funneh as all get out

That was me. Now I'm a 16 with D's :[

I'm 17 and pushing close to double D's!

LOL this is funneh. And we're weird, randomly sharing our bra sizes. Whatever XD

I'm 14 and just got up to a B.