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horsekrazy
i'd get freaked out, then think it was somebody playing a joke


what if you had to sit on a wooden chair facing a wall in a little white room for the rest of your life?
princess#3
I wouldn't budge all day long. If I was missing out on something exciting, I'd cry.

wwyd if... you had the opportunity to grt the horse of your dreams...
BUT you had to give up the one you had to get it?
SpottedHunterRebel
I'd be happy 'cause I don't own lol but if it were Kilty, I'd cry.

What if your knowledge of horses dissapeared?
rubyrules
I'd cry then go and get tons of books




What if you suddenly lost your memory and forgot you had a horse?
Hrslover135
I hope someone would remind me!

What if you woke up and a turtle was biting your nose, and you couldn't get it off! lol
SpottedHunterRebel
Haha I'd hit it.

What if your sock had a hole in it? -Pokes holey sock-
rubyrules
I'd throw it away and buy more lol


What if you were suddenly give na million dollars? how would you spend it? remember "spend wisely" lol
SpottedHunterRebel
I'd buy a horse and spoil it rotten lol

What if you only had juice and crackers to live off of?
rubyrules
I'd make the best of it lol



What if there wasn't a UHB?
SpottedHunterRebel
I woulnd't care, because I wouldn't have ever been on it lol

What if your mom burnt all your horse books?
rubyrules
(SpottedHunterRebel)
I woulnd't care, because I wouldn't have ever been on it lol


lol true


My mom wouldn't do that, but if she did I would buy some more and throw them in her face biggrin.gif

What if you were given a horse?
SpottedHunterRebel
I'd dance and cry of happiness

What if you got a new, 1,200$ bridle, but it broke?
rubyrules
I would take it right back to the store and exchange it lol



What if a person showed up at your door and said that you're horse was stolen before you bought it?
SpottedHunterRebel
I'd cry :cry:

What if you had bugs in your horses' ears?
rubyrules
I would get them out, gross lol



What if someone offered you 15,000 dollars for your horse?
SpottedHunterRebel
I'd scream and hug them

What if you got a stud colt?
snaptuck
I would die of happiness.

What if George Morris sent you an email asking for advice?
~Equine Angel~
I would e-mail him back asking who the he$$ he was and how he got my e-mail.
What if your parents gave you a car?
SpottedHunterRebel
I'd drive to the barn

What if you got a digital camera, but couldn't use it for the horses?
~Equine Angel~
I would sneak pics of them.
What if your parents told you they sold your horse while you were on vacation.
Hrslover135
I would kill them...steal all the money they had and go buy my horse back lol!
~Equine Angel~
^You forgot

What if it started snowing write now at yur house?
Hrslover135
oops sorry! Haha if it started snowing that would be really weird..because it's like 100 degrees out there now!

What if your tongue turned permanantley purple!
~Equine Angel~
I would try to dye it.
What if your toe nails turned green.
Megan
I would go to the doctor

What if your horse got ponynaped!
texasweather
I'd be devastated!! I'd try my hardest to get her back.


What if you could never eat your favorite food again?
Hrslover135
oops I wqas doing the toe one...just ignore mine lol
~Equine Angel~
I would go nuts.
What if your horse tured purple?
Megan
I would be like SHWEET A PURPLE HORSE


WHat if you gained 50 pounds?
rubyrules
i'd go on a diet biggrin.gif

What if you discovered another world?
iluvhorses91
i would cry my eyes out first :cry: then spend a lot more time then usual with him(every second) develop a test room at my barn (so i can see him while getting some demented scientist to find me a cure) NOW!! :twisted: that's what i might look like! :wink:


What if you knew when you were going to die? what would you do today if you were going to die tommorrow?
AngelzWingz
I wouldn't bat an eyelid because teachers at my school wear pretty freaky stuff!!

WI you woke up one morning and discovered you were a millionaire?
FLASH
if Laura were a 50 year old man, she'd be a cross dresser!!!!!! lol!!!

What if all horses could talk??????
Pinto Pony
There would be less frustrated riders biggrin.gif

WI all people became a mute?
shiloh
I would be unhappy cause I like when people talk lolol
WI we woke up and all our horses were gone..!! :cry:
kyangel
I'd become a nun ! Nun of this nun of that !!! laugh.gif laugh.gif

What if you were asked to star in a movie ? :shock:
Pinto Pony
I would do it!!! I have always wanted to be an actress but never done anything about it haha.

WI you were told that you had won a million dollars?
I love my pony
i would buy a stable for my amazing horse Bentley biggrin.gif and i would buy some magic mud fever cream that would get rid of his mud fever FOR EVER! and i would buy another stable(a huuuuuuuge one) and rescue all the poor little horses that people don't want anymore!!

What if you woke up one morning and you were the only one left in the world EXCEPT for all the horses? sorry i know...extremely random...but thats me!
kyangel
:cry: I'd cry for my lost loved ones then I'd ride as many horses as I could before I croaked too !

WI you woke up and your skin was purple ? :shock: :shock:
~Equine Angel~
I would get in the shower.
WI your mom came in the room and told you that she was preggo?
admintest22
Well she did that before she was screaming it out side to. lol she had it and it is named dominic god he is so cute well what i did was i kind of just sat there. HAHA

WI-your dad died from shock becuse you told him you where getting married.
bonzaboy
erm... he probably would, ya know...cos I insist that I will never get married...
what if, though... *thinks*
I'd tell him to stop fooling around. 'gosh, Dad. this is serious. Bonza and I want our wedding day to be nice, not with you dying all over the place...'
lol

WI you had coloured bangles in every colour but blue?
Teracat
I'd buy blue ones xD

what if chicken little was right? The sky is going to fall?
blackstallion681
I'd hide underground xD


What if I was 115 years old?
WhiteWillow
I would give you an really old old person award


What if I stole your horse!?!?
3llie
I'd punch you in the face and steal her back.

What if I was watching you, right now?
Thehorseone
I would look around and freak out, then brother would be like WTF? And I'd laugh =D

WI my horse just ran your dog over?
WhiteWillow
My moms dogs >=D I would still be sad


What if....I stuffed a whole pie in your mouth?
Teracat
I'd eat it. Mmm, nummy pie.

WI I hid under your bed with a slinky dressed in ninja sneaksuits?
WhiteWillow
I would pull you out from under there and steal your slinky...

What if I shaved off your eyebrows while you slept?
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