Horse Poop Quotes
Quotes about horse manure

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The grass is green where the horse has pooped.
-Annamaria Tadlock, UltimateHorseSite.com Webmaster

“They think they can make fuel from horse manure - Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning”
Billie Holiday (American jazz singer from the 1930s to the 1950s, 1915-1959)


“Betting is the manure to which the enormous crop of horse-races and racehorse breeding in this and other countries is to a large extent due.”
Richard Blackmore

Horse manure is recycled grass... unlike a plastic bag, if you leave manure on the ground, it will quickly dry out and disappear with no intervention on the part of mankind. The human excrement of debris and trash never goes away and cannot recycle itself as can horse manure.
- EnviroHorse website

Let's try to educate others to stop being so anal about horse manure. It is a clean, natural product used by landscapers, vineyards, farmers and big companies like Scotts to provide topsoil, fertilizer and other gardening products. Poop is part of the natural cycle of life.
- EnviroHorse website

Horse manure generates so much as it decomposes that large piles of it have been known to spontaneously combust.
- Little Book of Horse Poop by Becki Bell

Traces of ancient horse manure have been found in a remote 5,600-year-old Kazakh village—a discovery that could be the earliest known evidence of horse domestication.
- National Geographic
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/10/061026-first-horse.html

"Making money selling manure is better than losing money selling musk”
Egyptian Proverb

“Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.”
Hartford Courant

“You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly.”
Hank Williams quotes (American Singer and Song Writer, 1923-1953)

“This is a picture of manure. In Ukraine we call this Ukrainian gold because when you spread it on the land it produces the wheat we turn into bread.”
Sergei Shapoval quotes

Quote from the Woody Allen movie, Bananas:
Diaz: And now, as is our annual custom, each citizen of San Marcos will come up here and present his Excellency with his weight in horse manure.
General Emilio M. Vargas: Horse manure? I thought they were diamonds.
Diaz: We are an agrarian country.
General Emilio M. Vargas: Yes, but horse...
Diaz: You will fertilize your personal crops. Sometimes food is more valuable than gold.

"I love it. The rich smell of horse poop, there's nothing like it anywhere." - From the book Kentucky Rich by Fern Michaels